so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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