I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
it glows. i had to have it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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