On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
