So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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