Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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