I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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