the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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