that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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