Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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