he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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