I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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