i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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