My nipple is on Facebook.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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