I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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