Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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