well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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