oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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