To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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