we're blogging at a bar
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize