You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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