I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
