is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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