it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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