I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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