It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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