are you still at the devil's house?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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