We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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