That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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