Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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