we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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