You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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