I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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