The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
