Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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