I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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