she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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