I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
And then my night got REAL pukey
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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