Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
