just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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