why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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