I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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