I'd wear matching sweaters with you
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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