Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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