I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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