at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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