Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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