You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Four minutes until I can fart!
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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