have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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