Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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