She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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